crapjokes

a collection of crap jokes generated by exotic technology and the tin foil hat brigade

May 19

How many professional wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it’ll take him a really long time to climb the ladder.


Mar 10

H.P. Lovecraft walks into a bar.

The barman says “Why the long face?”


Jan 24

What do you call an Irish drug dealer living in America?

Flogging Molly.


May 15

Why do so many people regard computers as female?

In our quest for the answer, we interviewed Ms Dos.


I was on an engineering website forum today, talking to a guy about the advantages of 12mm 1.25 pitch bolt, to which he replied saying he needed information regarding the 8mm 1.5 pitch bolt.

I was in the wrong thread.


Jan 28

I took my tomcats to get neutered today.

No hard felines.


Jan 24

I’ve got 22 notches on my bedpost.

It’s not easy trying to stab somebody in the dark.


I bought a Venus fly trap today.

All I need now are some flies from Venus to keep it alive.


Jun 6

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms.

Happy Days.


May 3

I let out a really loud fart in the restaurant last night.

The bloke sitting at the table next to me said, “That’s disgusting. If you do it again, I’ll tell the manager.”

So, me being me, I decided to do it again.

He instantly walked up to the manager and complained.

Fucking bastard, got me sacked.


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